I HAVE A UNHEALTHY OBSESSION WITH SHIPPING TWO MEMBERS OF THE BAND KING THE KID NAMED JOSE MOSTAJO AND DAVID MICHAEL FRANK. IT IS MAKING ME SO FUCKING FRUSTATED I AM WRITING IN CAPS. DAVID AND JOSE I AM SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SORRY FOR SHIPPING YOU TOGETHER LIKE THE WIERDO I AM. WHY DID YOU MAKE ME LIKE THIS JESUS WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?!?! 

-goes and hides in a corner and eats a tub of ice cream- -wierd whale sobbing-

Please could somebody explain why I am like this?