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No Words Will Convince Me 🔎 (W/ @originalshortdude)

Thomas: I need the truth!

Terrence: I’m telling. you. the truth.

Thomas: You know, somehow, I’m just not buying it.

Terrence: You’ve known me for seven years. Why would I lie to you?

Thomas: It’s okay. Maybe you didn’t mean to. Maybe you’re completely blameless here. But that doesn’t mean you’re still not hiding something.

Terrence: I’m. Not!

Thomas: Prove it.

Terrence: HOW?

Thomas: STAND UP!

Terrence: OKAY!

(Terrence stands up and the TV remote is revealed)

Thomas: See? You were sitting on the remote.

Terrence: Well, I didn’t know

Thomas: Of course you didn’t, with your big butt. Let’s watch Judge Judy.