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10 Rules You MUST Follow While Watching Infinity War:

1. You MUST be quiet during the whole movie no one wants to hear who wants popcorn they want to hear every single word (might be the last words of that character)
2. No leaving to the restroom you might distract others with your big head and loud footsteps.
3. When someone crys you don’t stare and make fun of them no you cry with them OKAY.
4. When the movie ends you don’t get up and walk away you stay and watch all the credits.
5. Don’t snapchat anything no one likes spoilers. (Unless you’re bragging that you saw the movie already)
6. Before watching go and take a walk and enjoy the last few remaining moments of our babies so that you will be ready for the nightmares ahead.
7. Try not to breathe out loud you know?
8. Open all your snacks when there is commercials and whatever you do DO NOT OPEN THEM DURING THE MOVIE
9. Make sure you express all your feelings during this movie no one will judge because they all are doing the same.
10. If someone random person walks in with a gun or goes in nude you tell them “SHHHH” and wait to call the cops at the END of the movie. Including the ending credits.