(Straight from my 3DS camera roll)

Gou: W-what the hell?!?! Get off me you damn roidmude.

Heart: Oh what’s the matter Mach….don’t you have the HEART to kiss me

Gou: Oh my god?!?! Who are you? Sans from Undertale.

Heart: Only if you be Papyrus

Gou: .//////. STFU!!!!! Papyrus is Sans’s brother you incest fetishist