- Went to a prince’s royal party in a bowl cut
- Painted a gigantic tacky golden dragon on his lambo
- “Accidentally” told all of Japan his (supposed) dick size on national television
- Can’t wink, just blinks, but does it all the time anyway.
- Visited a building with beautiful architecture and spent the whole time videotaping himself following & talking to pigeons
- Wears Keebler elf shoes constantly
- Ends every sentence with “anyway”
- Released a strippable body pillow of himself
- "Taste it deeply okay? stay delicious.“
- Got the word “poop” trending on Twitter for his own amusement and then got mad when people wouldn’t stop sending him poop messages
- Screams when scared by video games
- Will not eat fruit because he doesn’t want to peel it
- Showed off his “swearing beat boxing” on national TV
- Dresses his dogs up in seasonal outfits
- Took apart multiple play stations in an attempt to build a “super playstation”
- Went wayyyy overboard trying to compliment his giant crush aka Jessica alba when he finally got to meet her and it was embarrassing
- "cream puff pastries are kind of sexy”
- Took a picture of a sign with the word “FUCK” on it in bold and commented “this concerns me”
- Literally was selling empty bottles of cologne that he used up
- Almost exclusively sits like a frog while at home
- Carries his tiny dogs inside his hoodies
- Hardly follows any accounts on Twitter that aren’t related to himself, & those are “Funny or Die”, “OMG sex facts”, and “OMG celeb facts”.
- Has screamed “I’M CUMMING!!!” while on stage
- Started playing his own dating sim starring HIMSELF and as soon as it booted up he went “erotic…”
- Went out in a parking lot wearing a giant cat mascot suit in an attempt to disguise his identity, but put on so much cologne everyone knew it was him anyway
- Tweeted that he “ejaculates soy milk”
- "No, these aren’t my nipples, they’re the keyholes to my heart.“
- Wears tiny colorful socks constantly
- Put a cigarette in between some guy’s ass cheeks
- Wore slightly see-through white pants on the set of the movie he was directing and everyone could see his fucking thong
- Bought an entire mountain as an “impulse buy"
- Ate several dog treats before realizing what they were
- Flaunting his abs on Instagram (Those cheese grating abs)
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