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spooky scary Undead! Michael

“I am not a zombie nor am I a poltergeist…I just am undead I admit it sucks so fucking bad sometimes but I have leanrned to live with this. How did I become like this? It started a few months ago with me and lindsay in the car driving home. We were advised to stay at our friends place since it rained so hard. We drove fast to and that resulted in the car skidding off the road and into a nearby tree. Apparently the car had smushed the passanger seat, killing me instantly”

“I am Michael Jones…undead and immortal”