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maydoze:

datstream:

mutaharu:

Here’s the tourney dude getting shot down by Sakurai when he asked to “balance the game”

BLOWN
THE
FUCK
OUT

the actual thing he says is 「ゲームを作ってくれてないですね」 which is directly translated as “you’ve never made a game, have you?” with emphasis on the fact that sakurai KNOWS this punk has never made a game
the “have you ever created a game” translation is still good i just. thought viewers at home would like to appreciate how great sakurai is