drappleluv:

missprongs:

"...Your mother could do with losing a bit of weight,
couldn't she?"

Ron was shaking with fury. Everyone was staring at him.

"Get stuffed, Malfoy," said Harry. "C'mon, Ron. . ."

"Oh yeah, you were staying with them this summer, weren't
you, Potter?" sneered Malfoy. "So tell me, is his mother really
that porky, or is it just the picture?"

"You know your mother, Malfoy?" said Harry - both he and
Hermione had grabbed the back of Ron's robes to stop him
from launching himself at Malfoy - "that expression she's
got, like she's got dung under her nose? Has she always
looked like that, or was it just because you were with her?"

Malfoy's pale face went slightly pink.

"Don't you dare insult my mother, Potter."

"Keep your fat mouth shut, then," said Harry, turning away.

Muggle translation: Yo Mama